I’ve tried to before.
It didn’t turn out too good. “Thole Boy Car Knee”, I called it.
I got the idea from when I studied the Elizabethan and Middle Age literary traditions.
Ever read Mallory in the original old English? You know – Le Morte D’Arthur? That’s phonetic English. Buy it or take it out of the library (or borrow my copy – it’s a big book) and read it out loud and you’ll see what I’m talking about.